PALIN SUFFERS DANIEL-DAVY IDENTITY CRISIS

Sarah Palin suffers crisis over frontier hero identities

By R. U. Syryous

BPI Correspondent

  WASILLA, Alaska (BPI) -- Sarah Palin admitted today that she has been suffering from an identity crisis.

   "It hasn't been a crisis over my identity, sillies. I'm still the maverick I always was, you betcha," she said with her customary exaggerated wink.

   Palin said the identity crisis she's been suffering is over coonskin-capped American frontiersmen Daniel Boone and Davy Crockett.

   "I've been trying to get singer and good Christian American Pat Boone to appear on my new TV network and he's related to Daniel Boone, or at least I think he is because they have similar last names, and, hecky darn, if I didn't start thinking that Daniel

Fess Parker as Daniel Boone

Boone was with those fellas at the Alamo fighting Mexican illegal immigration," Palin said.

Fess Parker as Davy Crockett

  She was later informed that the coonskin-capped frontiersman at the Alamo was Davy Crockett and that many of the folks inside the Alamo were the illegal immigrants of the day.

  "Nope, gotta tell ya, I wasn't really embarrassed by that confusion because I long ago stopped being flustered by my stupid mistakes," Palin said confidently.

  "Besides, it's real easy to understand how anybody could make that mistake. I mean for crying out loud, Fess Parker played both of them. So, really it's his fault not mine and I think that President Obama also shares a lot of the blame with Parker," Palin said, deftly shifting responsibility for her bonehead error.

  "Of course, it doesn't help that all those coonskin caps look the same to me." she added.