SMARK opposes refugee soccer invasion

Lilly White (right), president and Annie Lush (farther right), vice president, lead
SMARK anti-immigration protesters rallying in Dallas earlier this week.

By R. U. SYRYOUS

BPI Correspondent

   DALLAS (BPI) -- Tens of members of Soccer Moms Against Refugee Kids (SMARK) rallied here this week to protest a "blatant attempt by foreigners to seize control of American youth soccer"

 "If we don't stop it here and now, all these filthy little beggars sneaking into our country from south of the border will be stealing the starting positions on every youth soccer team in America," said SMARK President Lilly White.

   "It's bad enough that all them Indian kids are here winning all of our spelling and geography bees. Now, we have to draw the line somewhere and this is it," said SMARK Vice President Annie Lush.

   SMARK members believe that if they don't halt the influx of young refugees from Central America, "pretty soon every kid who gets and playing time at all on our youth soccer teams will be named Gomez," White said.

   "When these illegal invaders are born, their first rattle is a soccer ball filled with stones. It's gotta stop," Lush insisted.